“Eureka!” cried Dr. Grayvey. “Ever since my father mysteriously disappeared, I have tried to find a way to bring him back,” he proclaimed to no one in particular. “Now I think I finally have found the secret for following him!”
With an exultant cry, he flipped a switch and pressed a button. Immediately, the very fabric of reality was rent before him.
Abruptly, a man in flowing robes, like cloth of gold, with hair and beard as white as snow, stepped out of the hole.
“Did you think I wouldn’t be there too?” the man asked. He shook his head. “You people really need to stop messing with this stuff.”
With that, he put a hand on the reality distortion device, which whined to a halt, then stepped back through the hole as it contracted to nothing.